You can't special order awesome
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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