You work out of a Hotel?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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