Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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