I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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