I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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