No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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