Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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