his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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