is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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