Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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