I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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