Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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