My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I forgot how hot balto sounded
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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