I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
