i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
