When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Randomize
