I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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