He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We got so high we made milksteak
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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