I cannot find my penis.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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