Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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