They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
nutella sex= disaster
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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