I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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