I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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