Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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