I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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