i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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