so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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