So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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