Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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