physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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