Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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