Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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