I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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