Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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