Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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