how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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