Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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