It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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