wakey wakey hands off snakey
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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