How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Randomize
