I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
