this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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