Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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