when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I wear drunk well.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Randomize
