I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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