i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
In America we eat man semen.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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