matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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