i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Quick, to the slutcave!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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