PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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