I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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