i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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