I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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