You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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