Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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