have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
