yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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