smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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