Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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