I want to have your abortion
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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