scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just high enough for therapy.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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