Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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