and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I am one with the molecules
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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